YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT'S TURNING 30!

I woke up today NOT feeling bad about how HORRIBLY OLD I've gotten.  So thanks, Internet, for re-awakening my misery.  Here are 15 things that turn THIRTY YEARS OLD this year.   (Mental Floss)

–Chicken McNuggets.

–The Swatch watch.

–The debut albums from both "Weird Al" and R.E.M.

–Plinko on "The Price is Right".

—"Star Wars VI:  Return of the Jedi" and "A Christmas Story".

–The American minivan.  The Dodge Caravan debuted in November of 1983.

–The StairMaster.

–The camcorder.

–The Disney Channel, "The A-Team", and "Reading Rainbow".

–Microsoft Word.

–Hooters. 

(Me((Men(((